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new jack 

new jack hit mick foley with a barbed wire fence
new jack by knuck September 10, 2003
1. To take over by force
2. To replace someone's home page to some crappy search engine that they would never have used and still won't even if they can't get it off their computer.
Home Search Assistant totally fucking hi-jacked me! But I still h4x0red its ass.
hi-jack by TryANewTaco January 18, 2005

don't jack with me! 

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around
"don't jack with me!"
don't jack with me! by Mary N November 30, 2002

texas jack knife 

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).
Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?

Jizz-berry-jack-faggot

Undesirable person, characterized by Homosexual acts, Oral Sex (m/m)
Seth called me a Jizz-berry-jack-faggot, screw him.
Jizz-berry-jack-faggot by Jason February 26, 2003

Stat jack 

Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.
I'm really bored so I'm going to stat jack some friends.
Stat jack by nan nan November 27, 2009