fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

fart knockery

The act of being thoroughly annoying, especially to a sibling.

Example:
I’m tired of sharing a bathroom with Gianni & his fart knockery. He’s old enough to know not to pee on the toilet!!!

by Moo-to-the-ka February 12, 2021

Bung fart

A absolute digusting ass ripper

“Did you bung fart anisette?”

by Bungfarter October 28, 2025

Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.

As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.

by KillerBebe February 21, 2023

ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020

Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

Fart Faced Fish

Someone who is sweaty at life whilst also resembling Jeff from Clarence and Luca. Has to have a fish relation (trout,carp)
Used Reddit and discord a lot

Hey Louis have you seen aaran, he’s a fart faced fish.

by CatsCatsDogs August 1, 2021