When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic March 12, 2012
Get the A Date with Cristofori mug.A Deniro is a fake wanna be Italian mixed male or female who's bloodline is unsure since they have an Italian like appearance and usually moles on their face. They can be easily spotted at night clubs with Blacks and Hispanics wearing flat caps backwards or really slutty outfits. When asked their nationality which more often they will bring up than others their response is a firm and usually cocky "I'm Italian" but their last name is usually McCallister or Hubert. They sometimes have some kind of Roman Deity tattoo or something in Italian or an Italian flag tattooed on their body. These people watch Jersey Shore and feel a real connection as none of them except 1or2 are actually Italian. They have fetishes for Black Chicks/Dudes and often are dumber than Channing Tatum.
" Man that dude Robbie looks straight up from Jersey shore looking all Guido like Mike"...
"Nah he's a Deniro, his mom is half Italian or some shit"
Jimmy was denied membership to the ol' Son's of Italy club because he was a Deniro and his heritage could not be confirmed nor denied... he cried himself to sleep with a jar of Lupini beans and a Jersey Shore Marathon
"Nah he's a Deniro, his mom is half Italian or some shit"
Jimmy was denied membership to the ol' Son's of Italy club because he was a Deniro and his heritage could not be confirmed nor denied... he cried himself to sleep with a jar of Lupini beans and a Jersey Shore Marathon
by Tommy Gun Maddox July 13, 2012
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Get the A Diggle mug.(even if the phrase is German, it is not meant in any to offend Germany, the German language or culture, or pigs being raised on German farms):
1) immoral or amoral people in general
2) (if you are German): used to insult other Germans who IYHO who are not, or don't seem to be, German patriots.
1) immoral or amoral people in general
2) (if you are German): used to insult other Germans who IYHO who are not, or don't seem to be, German patriots.
The Canadian province of Ontario knew what it was doing when it banned smoking in cars where minors are present, and labeled people engaging in such behavior as debauched a deutsche schwein.
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Get the a deutsche schwein mug.when one's erect penis is slowly lost due to a disgusting thought or image that entered the person's head. example: a fat chick in booty shorts
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1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
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