Donald Trump

A dictator who makes united states collapse.

Normal person: can Donald Trump to not ruin out country?

Maga brainwashed monster: TrUmP dId NoThInG wRoNg!1!1!1!

by RandomFinnishAntiMagaPerson February 5, 2026

Donald trump

An orange mf who somehow convinced half of america that he was jesus even though he's a polar opposite

Bro did you hear how Donald trump is about to bomb iran
Bro we boutta get nuked

by Lebron is my king February 26, 2026

The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.

After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.

by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026

The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.

After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.

by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩

Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026

Donald Trump

Con-artist, child molester, and convicted felon who somehow found his way back into the presidency

Donald Trump may have only won the election by a 1% margin in the popular vote, and that's obviously not a "landslide" like the orange dipshit claims it is.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Donald Trump

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.

I hate donald trump!

by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025