adventure cat

A god among people, the creator of everything and the ender of everything. Only the most legendary creatures can obtain the name Adventure Cat

Do you believe in Adventure Cat, Yes of cause I believe in god

by AdventureCat February 6, 2018

Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.

Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.

by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024

Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

by Ghost*Writer September 9, 2022

Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Cat

life

cats is life

by R3n g4m3r May 19, 2021

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 5, 2023