Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

fumuda cheese

it comes fum uda yo nuts

guy1: hey man would you like some fumuda cheese

guy2: wtf is that

guy1: the cheese fum uda my nuts faggit

by bobby_hill24 July 26, 2018

cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass

I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight

by Slayrodt July 30, 2018

Byronian Cheese

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

boneless cheese bread

It’s basically cheese bread with out the bones (bread) so basically just the cheese

Y’all finna try some boneless cheese bread?

by Bonelessbreadballs August 10, 2018

Cheesed

When something is too funny or cringy for words. Often said by youtuber Wolfiewraps and RyanSwaze

Did they just say a homeless man tackled them? I’m cheesed

by Cau August 15, 2018

Cheesed it

Cheesed it : to Ralph or throw up, vomit. To screw up by puking. Cheesed. To shift the good vibes of a 'party' by spontaneously throwing up.

Marcos: "Yo, we were having a good time getting wasted...then she cheesed it all over the floor."
Greg: "Damn foo, who cleaned it up."
Marcos: "Me!"
Greg: "Freakin buzz kill."

by DreHavoc79 August 19, 2018