Hoochie Daddy

It’s Ben, obviously.

Ben is a godamn Hoochie Daddy.

by Stlouis88 September 26, 2025

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Scrub Daddy

A true man and partner who provides for his mate through the labored love of cleaning. He isn't afraid to get on his knees and scrub between those tiles and has a collection of varied brushes for specific jobs. He will never argue over who's role or job it is to clean what in the house as long as it gets done, followed by getting you done. Scrub daddies can sometimes be born from traumatic military conditioning and/or narcissistic parents so take precautions. A healthy example of a Scrub Daddy is Danny Tanner from Full House.

"Hey Scrub Daddy after you're done with those dishes come do me!"

by Macrameandcheese October 10, 2025

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