poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday

Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

poop

the brown, creamy, ridiculously stank stuff that comes out ur boo-tay.

i poopied.

by lonely_kitten November 28, 2022

poop paw

an animals foot/hand that has poop on it

oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Poop Face

A face that has the appearance that it just got done eating shit.

A shocked grumpy face.

Damn shrek you got a poop face goin on.

by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019

poop

Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.

You cannot get funnier than this.

haha poop funny

by FirSire337 August 8, 2021

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022