333 HANDS

a secretive, niche online community with cult-style structure, lore, and membership, mostly hidden from the broader public.

“You’re apart of 333 hands?”
“333 hands is better!”

by yuuakjulo August 19, 2025

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Hand

The thing you use to click 99% of the time go outside

Hey dude whats wrong with your hand its purple

by Face smiley October 12, 2019

right hand girl

Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right-hand girl, oh
Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right hand girl

A: who gonna be there when the tears come running? who gonna be there when there ain't no fun, and who gonna love you through the thick and the thin?

B: *speechless*
A: ah-ha, your right hand girl

by loona_ July 19, 2025

right-handed flamethrower

aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK

as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK

by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.

by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024