A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”
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Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
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Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
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