fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 1, 2015

demi fart

A dirty slag

Ew that demi fart is spreading her legs all over town!

by anonymous November 15, 2022

Fart

Boneless poop

Anderson’s mom farted on his face when he was a little kid now his eyes are always twitching

by Spiri February 7, 2019

jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

titty fard fart

why you looking the def of this shit???

woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart

by your mothers mum November 3, 2021

Fart

Really smelly and strange

Kate's fart smelt bad.

by ellamac11 February 9, 2019

Refried Fart

A refried fart is when a woman passes gas in a weird seated position and instead of up flapping out or sliding up the crack, it slides up to her vagina. The Refried Fart occurs when said gas is pushed back out for the 2nd time.

Karen caught the corona from a refried fart.

by Lengend700 March 21, 2020