Double decker

U do this to a girl u hate when ur about to climax shove her over and the jizz in ur hand and when she tries to get up shove the jizz in her nose and run away it is called this because u humiliate her twice

Dude I double deckered that bitch yesterday

by Hoddy toddy June 19, 2014

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

Double Dipping

A common term in West Virginia used when two cousins spit dip into each others mouths.

Dale and Jared love double dipping with their cousins on the back roads of WV.

by CeejayDefines June 2, 2017

Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021

Double yo yo

When you stick your hand in a girls vagina grab her intestines pull them back out tie it in a knot then proceed to bounce the girl up and down like a yo yo

Kathy failed her math test so I gave her a double yo yo

by Burger474747 April 6, 2022

double-half-pibling

Child of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sibling of one's father and paternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time or also is the child of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sibling of one's father and maternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019