upside down cheesecake 

when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the amount of blood, infertile eggs, and urine to be released. The male then puts his face into the upside down vagina and squeezes and sucks out the juices, thus becoming a mixture to revered.

The store GM insisted on performing the upside down cheesecake to all new female employees. He is a monster

upside down cheesecake by JewHammer June 1, 2009

government cheese

A bureaucrat who is really difficult to deal with; an official who will not bend the rules, someone who always does the government's bidding

That government cheese would not let me file a complaint with the court because I spelled Cort ("Court") wrong.

government cheese by David Casey November 30, 2004

Cheesecake 

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.

"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."

Cheesecake by Prem Shah September 20, 2006

Cheesedick 

Considered as a type of curse word or "cuss". Origin: Bruce Willis, from the movie "The Sixth Sense"

Yeah keep on walking, cheesedick.

Cheesedick by Jack Glasgow March 8, 2008

Blue Cheese 

Blue Cheese is used by teenagers who are referring to cannabis. It's origin is unknown and is commonly used by dealers.

lets go get some Blue Cheese, I fancy getting blazed tonight

Blue Cheese by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Cheesecake 

noun - A cake that has been covered in fecal matter soaked in urin , giving the feces a yellowish color, and a good disguise incase you want to share some cheesecake with people you dislike.

"Hey Danny , why is feces soaking in urin over here?"
"Im making Cheesecake for dinner with my boss tonight,"

"Yo Tony , can you crap in this container of piss for me?"
"Wtf , why?"
"'Cause I'm making cheesecake for the new neighbours"
"In that case , Sure!"

Cheesecake by Sauceking August 14, 2007

cheese whiz 

Mankind's miracle in a can!

mmmmmmmm, cheesie

cheese whiz by jeffo July 4, 2003