pussy on your sideburn

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?

nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

by elderly currency April 16, 2010

Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.

Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

Hiroshima on your face

The worst possible thing that could befall a face.

man 1: I think I'm going to laugh in that rapper's face.

man 2:I wouldn't, unless you enjoy getting Hiroshima on your face.

by Knawmean June 23, 2010

eat your face

1. Expression used by an individual in regard to another individual (at a distance), when said second individual looks as though they cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone in their vicinity has done to them.

2. Expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.

EXAMPLE ONE
1st "Dude, what the hell did you do to her?"
2nd "Why? What's wrong?"
1st "She looks like she's going to eat your face, man."

EXAMPLE TWO
"Dude, why in God's name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! I'm so pissed off I could eat your face right now."

Recently heard on "Scrubs"

by J.L. Griffith January 30, 2009

to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

by M-Diddy February 1, 2004

call your office

Before the advent of mobile communication devices (pagers, mobile phones), someone at a public event might be summoned over the public address system to "call your office", indicating that an urgent message was waiting for them. In this context, the phrase is used to imply that someone is unaware of important information - i.e. that their arguments are uninformed and therefore superfluous.

Your argument is wrong at every level. You should really call your office.

by Optiongeek April 8, 2010

rape your bellybutton

the unwanted access of someones finger in anothers bellybutton

1. Piss me off and i will rape your bellybutton.
2. If i rape your bellybutton will sue you me
3. Go ahead, rape your bellybutton. i will like it.

by Franklin LaGiggleHeimer November 13, 2007