poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop

The highest part of a pirate ship. Occasionally used for pooping on water.

Captain: Hey you, go to the poop please
Mememaster3383: Ok, captain. I am going to poop here.
Captain: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by DefinitionMaster2026 July 13, 2025

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Poop

Is the word that every 7 year old will laugh at. Also used as an insult my children.

Max : Ryan is a poop.
Ryan : But I am Ryan.
Max : Shut up Ryan.

by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020