Cat wish

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

by Wavae April 9, 2019

cat

the cat is here

cat

by nanang floppa August 7, 2023

Cat

Beautiful and independent creature with insane athletic abilities.

DUDE! Have you ever seen that move? That Cat has just literally somersaulted 3 times in the air and caught that ugly son of a gun mosquito! WAOOW! Impressive stuff!

by kEtE Agop January 8, 2020

puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.

She sure knows how to use her puff cat.

by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022

Cat Submarine

The sexual act of scissoring underwater.

Guy 1 - Jesus... Did you see the video with the two lesbians?
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.

by CWRty July 1, 2018

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.

Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”

by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020