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this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

#5-Halo
#4-Sonic CD
#3-Super Metroid
#2-Super Mario World
#1-The Legand of Zelda: A Link to the Past
by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004
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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
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DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie
ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME
by ItZyOmAmA December 3, 2020
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I don’t wanna waste my time

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning

When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time

And wants to know if they will be by your side.
I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side
by Sandtoes December 7, 2020
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Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours
by Mack is hot April 18, 2022
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and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017
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