A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
Get the poop ghostmug. by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020
Get the Poopmug. The classier version of Shits and Giggles
Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
by Mako547 September 25, 2019
Get the Poops and Chortlesmug. by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020
Get the Rat poop eatermug. by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
Get the All-American Poop-Outmug. 
the substance that comes out of your body
by kevintheman December 22, 2013
Get the poopmug.