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your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.
by Dagger dic September 30, 2020
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penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.
the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.
by headbanger20148 December 29, 2007
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."
by Artie D. May 1, 2006
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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
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Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3

A ROM hack of Super Mario Bros. 3 which was released in late 2004. It seems to serve as either a glorification of the low-brow style of ROM hacking or a satire of it, perhaps a little of both. It was created by a ROM hacker named Dr. Floppy.
I just played Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3. I now have absolutely no hope for humanity whatsoever.
by RXtasy January 1, 2005
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i'd rather have a penis in my pants

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants
by Gangy July 24, 2008
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I love big ol' penis in my mouth

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.
by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022
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