poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Dusted and Pooped

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.

Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

poop

something that comes out your butt

I have to poop

by haaahaahhaa March 29, 2023

Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.

Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap

by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

poop

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poop buuttt

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019