mr oinkers

A dog

its just a dog

Example:
honey, i'm taking mr oinkers out for a walk

by Ameer21 August 10, 2017

Mr Brisket

A frustrated carpenter, generally seen with meat pie filling stains on his shirt.

"Oi mate look at Mr Brisket over there doing the joists"

by Bobmartyn8876 April 22, 2022

Mrs Hickey

Shona Hickey

Mrs Hickey is a nice lady.

by Debskelly1985 November 23, 2023

Mrs trapp

A stupid bitch that teaches at little Miami and she’s one of the not fucking annoying bitches ever

Robert “ did you see mrs trapp today “
Bob “ yea she be lookin like a cunt today “

by Hoesmad696969420 January 21, 2020

Mrs. Zentmeyer

Mrs. Zentmeyer, AKA cent mountain, do you give me permission to marry your sexy ass son?

Capers, son of Mrs. Zentmeyer, how is it gonna be?

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)

Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies

by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re out at a restaurant and have to excuse yourself to the bathroom more than 4 times.

I have to go poop again. I’m being a regular Mrs. Doubtfire.

by Haywire84 September 19, 2021