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I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
by 0007DM November 25, 2021
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When a man digs in his pants in attempts to masturbate
I caught Jeremy making a Journey to the center of the earth
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Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.
Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open
by helphp October 18, 2022
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the most famous lion on planet earth

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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furries from 2000's and early 2010

the furries from 2000 to 2010 are the same thing from now but more stupid XDDD...

dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look vieja culia, theres my fetish art that looks like drawed by a 5 year old, dont look so good?

in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.
by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022
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furries from 2000's and early 2010

the same thing than now, but the detail they're more stupid, draws like a 7 year old, they use must the ':)' & ':(' & 'XD' than the 'OwO' 'UwU', and.... i dont know Lmao!
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look at my art with degraded (graphic design) dont look so good?

someone: lol
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