baked ass

A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon.

Your dog smells like baked ass!

by Johnny GG January 2, 2009

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ass to the face

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

by ben freeman June 12, 2008

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Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

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ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by Asshead May 17, 2003

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fat ass

someone who sits their large ass next to the computer wasting their time looking up fucking retarded-ass defintitions such as this one, you stupid piece of lard-ass shit.

Get off this damn computer you fucking retarded ass motha fuckin peice of lazy, fat ass shit, and go on a damn bike ride so that yo fat ass can lose some goddamn weight.

by Devin Wagner November 23, 2006

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He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008

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