Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 07, 2023
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Double click

Does that even exist anymore?
We'll make it so you have to Double click on a hyperlink!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
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double enturdre

When one confuses another with senseless, run-on bits of text meant to make the target not know whether or not you are being sarcastic.
<Nerd> OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA GET SO WET AND LET ME TAP IT AFTER I SHOW HER MY NEW HE-MAN DOLL COLLECTION AND CASTLE GREYSKULL OMGGG
<Troll> yeah that works
<Nerd> SWEET! ...WAIT AMINUTE
<Troll2> lol nice double enturdre
by Chris K. Engel August 24, 2010
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Double Strike

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Strike basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.
Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double strike.
by The Boy out side March 03, 2019
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Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating
by Gram gram June 04, 2019
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double cheeseburgered

when two people stack on top of each other on a bomb site in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
Shawn and Austin double cheeseburgered the enemy team on Cache. Check your corners.
by skr95 April 05, 2021
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Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”
Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.
by hadoublery July 01, 2011
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