my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

veggie life

A person who does not drink or do drugs.

"Want to go out for a drink?"
"No, I don't drink alcohol."
"Oh, that's veggie life!"

by Jewlee Ann April 25, 2014

Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago

girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend

by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017

Life

A meaningless thing that we do everyday.

I hate Life...

by Bman111 January 14, 2017

Life

The worst thing that exists.
Whole gen Z hates it and wishes to take it away from them.

Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

Life grip

The opposite of death grip.

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019