Boy: Yo shit bro, i was playing ZP the other day, and our barricade broke at the last SECOND! the zombie ate our brains!
2ndBoy: HAHA REALLY? I was in that game of zombie panic, eating your brains!
Boy: Oh wow, watch my shove my foot up you-.
-other boy runs away-
2ndBoy: HAHA REALLY? I was in that game of zombie panic, eating your brains!
Boy: Oh wow, watch my shove my foot up you-.
-other boy runs away-
by AgentCK March 30, 2009
Get the Zombie Panic mug.What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.
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One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.
One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.
Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.
One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.
Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.
Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.
by Mug time October 13, 2008
Get the Obama Zombie mug.Zombie Apocalypse (Latin: apocalyptus inmortuis) denotes the (total or partial) extinction of mankind by zombies and is one of the most common subjects in movies and computer games .
Often used as an excuse by people playing zombie FPS .
Often used as an excuse by people playing zombie FPS .
Movies: Resident Evil, Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead etc.
Games: Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Space etc.
Father: Son, stop wasting your time with those bloody video games already!
Son: I am not wasting time, I am preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!
Games: Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Space etc.
Father: Son, stop wasting your time with those bloody video games already!
Son: I am not wasting time, I am preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!
by D-fine June 27, 2012
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'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'
'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
by 1dead November 2, 2019
Get the Zombie mug.A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
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When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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