Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's

Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.

by humphreywhale327 May 12, 2009

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1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006

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Wonka Dip

Soaking one's balls in ice water, drying briefly, coating the balls in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then tea-bagging someone. (also see Choco-taco)

Jane wanted sex and candy for our anniversary so I gave her a Wonka Dip.

by Meezy July 7, 2005

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Willy Wonka

When a 5 star Luxury hotel puts a candy bar up your butt and give you a reach around

I went to Las Vegas and stayed at the Palazzo and I got a Willy Wonka in my room from the room attendant

by ScottWhiteAhh December 1, 2016

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Work in Progress

A state of being where your mental health isn't the best and you always self-improve, often to varying degrees. It is perfectly normal as nobody is truly perfect.

Employer: Why have you had ten jobs in a single year?

Mary: Sorry, I am a work in progress.

by Abba Palindrome January 26, 2020

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gsheilds's work secretary

A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.

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heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's

by fcsbcms4life July 9, 2010

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