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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

White water wedding 

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

Do you do weddings? 

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect
Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon
wanker's wedding ring by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026

Schrödinger's wording

A type of wording that is understandable and confusing at the same time.
"How many bits does a computer *have to have to have* a bit limit of over 4 billion?"
"Whoa, that's some Schrödinger's wording right here. Anyway, that'd be 32 bits."