Single bullet retirement

When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.

Did you hear that bill gave himself a single bullet retirement on Tuesday?

by Desk zombie June 08, 2017

bullet train of emotions

a.A process where a person goes through emotions/stages or grief in a short time
b.Hyperbolic term for roller coaster of emotions

A: Damn, he went from crying, to being happy, then shocked and angry
B: Bro went through a fucking bullet train of emotions

by jinx_cat May 05, 2022

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

by von groovy June 13, 2017

Finna Catch a Bullet

When your buddy shoots Zofia in the head with a single suppressed shot when your Caveira:(

“Hey guys I downed Zofia”
*One supressed shot*
*Next Round*
“You finna catch a bullet son!”

by One Bricky Boi March 12, 2018

dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

by mc? June 26, 2012

bullet for my valentine

the best band of all time

bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(

by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006

Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 02, 2009