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wide stance 

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
wide stance by Craigsfan October 7, 2007

Veg Out With My Wedge Out 

1. The act in which to enjoy an outing of golf.

2. The act in which you receive oral sex while golfing.
"Lets go bro, I'm ready to veg out with my wedge out!"

"Hey baby, lets go by those bushes. I am ready to veg out with my wedge out."

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge 

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge
laura would you like to lick my widget?!?!
widget by jellaram August 12, 2007

wadge badger 

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.
"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

wedgetarian 

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.
John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.
wedgetarian by mfsk February 14, 2010