Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.
That guy is a Legit Wanker.
by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017
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Peaky Wanker

A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."
by DanLox May 21, 2021
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noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)
Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker


by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009
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Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
by Threadpuller March 09, 2011
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Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 June 01, 2019
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Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground
by CampWodda June 14, 2010
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Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.
Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker
by JG3 January 23, 2013
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