That guy is a Legit Wanker.
by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017
A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
by DanLox May 21, 2021
by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009
One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
by Threadpuller March 09, 2011
A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 June 01, 2019
A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
by CampWodda June 14, 2010
Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow
Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*
Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker
Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*
Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker
by JG3 January 23, 2013