A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011
Get the Phantom Wankermug. One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
by Threadpuller March 25, 2011
Get the Perpetual Wankermug. A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 May 31, 2019
Get the Kimono wankermug. by Øystein72 April 23, 2008
Get the Wanker notesmug. When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs
Mother: How was my Little Angel?
Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020
Get the Lil Wankermug. A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
by DanLox May 21, 2021
Get the Peaky Wankermug. by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009
Get the noodle wankermug.