Waxing the Cat

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

Wakin Bakin

To wake up in the morning and smoke weed.

Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.

by Kushmaine May 26, 2011

walking funny

is an expression people use to talk about someone who is walking in a way they normally don't. People "walk funny" when they are hurt.

A. Why are you walking funny?
B. I must have slept wrong or something.

by Siordiya June 17, 2014

walking straight

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet September 8, 2005

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 8, 2008

Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008