Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Wakeness

Wakeness is the middle ground between being asleep and being awake. Say you are staying up purposely because of something you what to do. Or thoughts keeping you awake? Simply put your tired but you’re ignoring your tiredness. Another way of putting it is you’re in tired denial.

Wakeness:

An adjective to describe the middle ground

between being asleep and awake

A: “Are you awake?

“No I’m in wakeness”

by ChronicallyOnline_Freckles September 16, 2022

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

Wake and Make

Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.

"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"

by PowWow August 31, 2013

Wake up

When you wake up in the morning and start making a list of what to do and how to. So you can chase your dreams.

Sassy the sasquatch: Just do good things and good things will happen to you mate:
Big Lez: So how do i do it?How do i turn my dreams into a reality?
Sassy the sasquatch: Whats the first thing anyone before anyone start their day? You wake up

by Khais July 7, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025