A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
by Pete Henry May 8, 2006
Get the Van Dykemug. 2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.
Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
by Walty102 August 25, 2011
Get the Mini Vanmug. Joe: "do you love me?"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"
by dirk whitesocks March 16, 2009
Get the Van Peltmug. a bomb ass school that beats earlham’s ass. yes they’re waukee jv but they dominate. anyone who isn’t from van meter is mad because they crush anyone they play
by holaputa69 December 22, 2018
Get the van metermug. the east side of Vancouver where the indo canadian gangs the vietnamese gangs (nammers),and the latin american gangs (spics) are at. A lot of asian people, lack of white people but we like to keep it that way. laid back, chiller, great place to visit.
by IZZO,K December 26, 2006
Get the EAST VANmug. The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 7, 2009
Get the Van-Tardmug. Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021
Get the Candy Vanmug.