A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019
Get the uber quickiemug. Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an outsider...with pure innocent's and imagination of a child who feels weird about his special capabilities. As Eric's character is this Uber-Dextrous child that...
by Quantum-Bom March 11, 2008
Get the uber-dextrousmug. by Dat Niggah Albe February 24, 2010
Get the Uber Bangzmug. tits on a prostitute.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
Get the Uber Boobersmug. by Golden029 May 24, 2019
Get the Uber Slowmug. by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011
Get the Uber Chipmug. by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016
Get the Uber-vatedmug.