Twitter

Do I even need to say anything?

John:Hey got on twitter it actually might be good for once
Jake:I only see BLM METOO and Donald trump

by Icanbegood February 9, 2022

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

Twitterdamus

Someone who predicts the demise of Twitter that could occur sooner than expected following its new founder’s recent decision to fire about half of the staff, and now his threats that those who refuse to slave for him would suffer the same fate.

Tens of thousands of Twitterdamuses worldwide have emerged in the last twenty-four hours to divine the imminent collapse of the social media platform in the aftermath of a “mass exodus” of “softcore” software staff.

by Covido November 19, 2022

type-twister

A word or phrase either commonly typed incorrectly or conceivably difficult to type. (from tongue-twister) Includes typing letters in the wrong order (adn), putting spaces where they don't belong (thi sis a mistake), typed spoonerisms, and general common typos.

remember, definitely, illegitimately, violin, the/there/their, exciting.

qwerty10: except some expections to the rules
qwerty10: *expect some exceptions
qwerty10: oh gosh what a type-twister.


Words mistyped in the creation of this definition: typ etwister, genreal, includse, soaces,

by anonionmous October 30, 2008

kittie twister

a gentle and playful twisting of the downstairs lady parts. Sometimes used in foreplay.

I gave Martha the best kittie twister.

by mandste December 2, 2010

taverna twister

being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.

There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister

i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep

apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone

by bombybombbomb April 25, 2011

cherry twister

When Your Fucking Your Girl And You Twist Her Nipple And Cum On Her Tits.

I did a cherry twister on Miguels mom.

by IFuckedMiguelsMom2Times April 21, 2016