An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 20, 2024
Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
"Roma victor lol, Decrypted has the roachiest small pay pay. I don't just have downs, I have Turbo-Downs"
by imjustanalt November 26, 2017
60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 09, 2022
Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
by MohawkedWarrior February 06, 2022
He gave me a turbo blow last night🥵
by Pdosanbsbdhsjajajs June 15, 2021