when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
by windowgoblin April 04, 2018
by Cookie1950 August 05, 2023
Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
by Oshamis May 17, 2021
Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009
A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020