backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin April 04, 2018

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give him a tug

I just heard someone on a British TV say this

It was Rob who decided to pull over and give him a tug

by Cookie1950 August 05, 2023

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Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

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