turkish

A native of turkey that doesnt leave turkey i mean cmon whens the last time you saw a turkish person in USA. Someone that likes to hide in a country that is 53% gay which has gone down since 1978 by 4%(discovery ch).A turkish person is a mix of muslim,black,jewish.Is not good friends with their neigbors escpially Greece. Greece has been known to have many wars with Turkey.Turkish women are some of the ugliest people on earth(international magazine).Turkish are ranked second for smallest penis's next to china(Interesting facts of countries).

That person is Turkish.

by Dasachooya June 11, 2006

Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008

turkish meatball

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend

My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.

by jordy ross March 5, 2009

Turkish Eye Opener

A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.

I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.

by hakoOo January 18, 2008

Turkish Growler

a mass of pubic hair poking out around a girls undergarment or swimwear

Fucking hell love, you better sort your Turkish growler out before we get to the beach.

by Mike.Hunt October 3, 2011

Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.

J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"

by Fart McAdams November 29, 2010

Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.

During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.

by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012