The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
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