by Vergazz March 31, 2024
Get the Trick lampmug. Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
Get the LAMPmug. One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021
Get the Lamp postmug. "Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024
Get the Fish lampingmug. by emte93 June 5, 2017
Get the Lava lampmug. When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
Get the Foot fetish lamp prototype 7mug. a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"
Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"
Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
Get the LAMPmug.