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Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)
Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.
by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019
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Music theory

The study of musical possibilities and historical practices involving musical notation and interpretation (essential for understanding the rest of the course) in a musicological approach.

- Music theory can be a tool box, a rule book (that can be broken), or a guideline for composers to help them develop their own ideas of composing their pieces of all genres with chord progressions, tonal & atonal harmony, melodic structuring and many more methods.

- Many modern contemporary composers have broken many of the common practice period composing rules; Claude Debussy, Igor Stravinsky & Ivan Shostakovich are notable examples.

- Jazz music theory, or known as jazz harmony uses similar approaches to Western harmony but often use harmonies that are often played within the genre with additional tension using 9th, 11th, and 13th chords with incorporated usages of modes, and dissonant chords (augmented & diminished chords) and chord progressions that aren’t conforming to traditional music theory.

- There are prominent theorists on YouTube such as Adam Neely, David Bruce, 8-Bit Music Theory, etc. that do analyses and compose pieces using methods of music theory as they explain viewers regardless of their knowledge input of theory.
“I wouldn’t say that music theory is a mandate, but it’s highly recommended if you’re willing to pursue in a musical career.”
by pineapple_sandwich January 4, 2021
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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BecLee Theory

When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"

Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"

Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
by Prof. BecLee December 6, 2020
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Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.
Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.
by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020
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theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed
by D.Coder December 9, 2008
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connor’s theory

the theory that anything can be added to this stupid page
connor doesn’t believe that you can add any anything to this Connor’s theory
by el.7 September 22, 2021
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