Trade

A straight-appearing individual who is actually..... gay!

"BRO, have you seen Brad? He's so DL TRADE!"

by chinshiho September 24, 2025

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

trading spaghetti

Die hard Deadheads would trade just about anything for drugs, tapes, tickets, beads and food. Among those anecdotes is a story of a young hippy couple who were trading packaged spaghetti for anything edible like cheeze sandwiches and acid-laced Kool-Aid. Seems their propane stove in the VW bus was out of fuel (they forgot to fill it prior to the festival) and they couldn't cook any fresh hot pasta that they had spent their last $5 on and planned on trading, so they tried in vain to trade the boxes of uncooked pasta for anything that a follower would want! The pics and story made the OC Register back in the early Eighties. The girl was quoted as saying something like, "Well, you can take it home and cook it later, man, and you will be blessed that you made a miracle happen for us."

That hippy over there is trading spaghetti for acid-laced Kool-Aid.

by jeffkopeck May 15, 2017

Traded

In a relationship where both people have already said I love you to each other

Keith: Yo bro Kawhi and Rosie gotta break up before Carmine starts something.

Cassius: it’s too late for them to break up, they’ve already traded bro.

by AppleButterz September 13, 2017

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

I sent you a trade

A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.

"Yo bro I sent you a trade"

by SwagMeOutOFWGKTA September 5, 2011

FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy

0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading

by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022