by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
Get the Surprise Slurpie mug.A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
Get the nitro surprise mug.Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
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Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
by 2jm022 February 13, 2022
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by BALOPER February 4, 2021
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