"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

to accidentally poop yourself
by Stinkeeeee September 28, 2008

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019

Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019

by the ghostly February 12, 2018
