Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Steaming Walter

When you urinate on yourself or others to stay warm in the cold

I'm fucking freezing and I don't have a hat, give me a Steaming Walter on my ears.

by tim chris February 18, 2009

Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012

head of steam

When you are thrusting your partner using maximum effort, not dissimilar to the crankshaft of a steam engine & in a similar repetition rate & force of a M2 Browning machine gun...

I had a full head of steam so I unleashed it on the Mrs last night!

by Mr Mystereious May 10, 2018

steam blower

an act performed while a member of the opposite sex performs oral sex and actually blows on your penis like a breathilizer test casuing a burning sensation that runs through your penis.

"krisitn really has a habit of blowing steam."

by tony the don December 14, 2003

steaming belleville

This is an Army term involving the "Belleville" boot and how to shine said boot. You must first drop trow and poop out a perfect turd log into your hand and then shine your boots with the fecal matter.

Friend 1: "Formation is in 30 minutes and my boots are cruddy!"

Friend 2: "No problem, a steaming belleville will fix that in no time"

by Wayne guy March 22, 2007

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 7, 2004