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The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
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scoops

A (scoops) is a person who have no feelings whatsoever might call a (lonely) person scoops. It’s a symbol in (discord servers) to have a (scoops) they are often mean but it’s really them taking it out it could be any person on the (internet).
Scoops: omg please stop writing just hang yourself

Other: that guy is such a (Scoops)
by zwoopin April 15, 2020
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Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.
Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.
by CCurtis January 31, 2008
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scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.
by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022
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scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken
“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”
by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020
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Scoop

When something really awesome happens or you think something is cool.
Homie: Yo dude, I got that 2012 Nissan Versa!!
Me: Damn bro!! That shit is sooo scoop!!!
by U-Sidee!! September 26, 2012
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