poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008

Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

by The Yoted One September 10, 2019

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video

Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video

by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020