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homie hopper

a person whom moves on from person to person in a certain friend group
by octopussy444 June 25, 2023
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Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
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Homie hopper

Someone who sleeps with one friend to the other to the other.
She’s slept with every guy in the hood she’ll forever be known as the homie hopper!
by Eva Eireen Landress October 11, 2019
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alex hopper

a wild retard approaches
by memememestar200 October 12, 2018
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Dirty Hopper

The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved
Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"

Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"

Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"

Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"
by theIiNtheSky March 21, 2014
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stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
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crowd hopper

Crowd hopper is a person that has an opinion at first but then immediately switches up when he sees the majority saying an opposite opinion to theirs, they're "hopping" with the crowd. These people are usually bad friends or are in a friend group consisting of bad people, and always call them out when they do this shit.
Person 1: I can't believe this, I thought me and my friend agreed that you don't need to have meta characters in gacha games to be good, but as soon as his friends told him otherwise he immediately switched up

Person 2: Wow what a crowd hopper
by UrbanInItsMostUrban February 25, 2024
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