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The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.
I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.
by The mad crapper April 8, 2025
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Courtesy Flush

Courtesy Flush: When you are with someone in a tight space or tight hotel room or on a bus or a plane, it's a courtesy to flush when the tip of the brown torpedo hits the water.
If you have to do a #2, can you please grant me a Courtesy Flush or a few courtesy flushes.
by Just havin a little fun June 21, 2025
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cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
by Mzmoli July 31, 2017
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Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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rainbow flush

Urinate over a person's face while they give you oral sex.
The wife insisted we try a rainbow flush. It didn't end well.
by Johnson Gud June 3, 2018
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flushed the mouse

to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 8, 2024
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